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[Deliver That Fulp]

I really tried everything

it started really normal i typed in:
Pull baby
Deliver Baby
Deliver baby carefully (in every fucking way you could think of)
use calmness, use your brain, use what you learned
i tried to make out with april. i LOOKED FUCKING EVERYWHERE
i tried the medical supplys
and then i typed things like
pull that fucking baby out and be very fucking careful at it
Kill tom
kill april
do a barrel roll
pray to god before you pull that f* baby out
think out of the box before you deliver that f* baby
DR OCTAGONAPUS BUARGH
BUT NOTHING WORKED T___T

(Ah yes, i found out the "push" medal)

[Foreign Creature]

but why?

Yeah, it took me a while and...
Yeah, the graphics were awesome and...
Well it was Really Creative and...
Yeah, i can understand why he killed the professors and the cop but...

Why the pets and the guy on the street and the kids in the park. O_ô
I can imagine that he met hundrets of people before he came there.

PLUS: In the description you said he's blood-thirsty... but i didn't see him in any contact with blood ^^ except for the ending picture.

So overall i really enjoyed it. but the question stays open *gg*

[3D Fighting:Bloody Rage 2]

Guys, it's a Beta

And bringing that effort in a 3D fighting game based on Flash.
Respect. Awesome respect.
Well, like everybody already said, only ryus moveset and the "crouchgrabber" wasn't really much, but xD hearing the beloved sounds that often was hilarious.

Much respect from my side... Hope this gets a big bigger in future ;)
(but was it necessary that i had to kill solid snake?)

[Fear Unlimited Issue2]

pretty.

i admit it was pretty and i couldn't stop wathing it.
it was hellover fun, but i also got to afmit, it didn't do it past the second level even if i could fight her to the half of her health. I just couldn't figure out how to trick her, maybe i should read the webcomic xD. In the description you say "You can keep blood orbs earned from enemies to upgrade weapons and power." that's right and it helped me on the first level, but that doesn't help if i'm not able to beat ONE boss.

that the costs for the health drinks increase was really unnecessary and also it was annoying and depressing.

I don't really get the point of this charge form, except for the big bang it does if you release it.
Don't get me wrong, it's a really funny game and i'm going to play it again. (so that my nuts wont get twisted again xD) i finished touhou11 and i'm going to finish this one too.
(question: will my health bar increase on further levels or will the life gaining ability of the charge form get an effect later on?)

[DUCK SIM 2008]

Oh Crap i spoiled myself

This is such an awesome game, the physics are unbelievable. And i've never seen such a realistic Gameplay. I've never seen anything like that before. The graphics are wonderful, I love how you connect 3D Animations with Pixelart.

But i'm so sorry, i spoiled myself by not playing the first part. I can't wait to see the sequel of this awesome Project.

[Journeys of Reemus: Ch 2]

Nice as ever

Want the third part ^^
haven't i already seen it? >_> nope xD i guess not.
O_O i'm seeing things xD

Was cute... really cute. i loved the Liam Parts ^^ he's much more a doer than Reemus.
but however. i'm not good enough in english to tell how i love this game.

anyway,
@TopKat23
You neet reemus to pull out a donut out of the field by klicking on the bottom of it
then you gotta stuck it into the earth in front of the net of the spider. that should do it. Do paint Liam you gotta pull the strings behind the sacks at the "Taco-screen" (with liam) when they're all on height of the Bird cklick the bird and he's yellow. Then, one screen left, put him behind the branches on the left and let reemus hit the big berry now he should be black and yellow. To finish this part, pull the strings out of the blossom on the far left. Let liam walk back to the bee on the right, there you have it.

[Newgrounds Pass 3]

Man, i'm german

lvl 28. Please... man... some hint. nothing more. Do you know what i typed in on that point? how was i supposed to know what a "hog" is? xD maaan.
i thought it's supposed to eat the fruits or something and thought:
"What comes out? Shit? Crap? Turd..?" And so on... i wasted time and asked friends... until the word "Hedge" came in mind... maaan.

But awesome. I liked it more then the second one. And i was happy to see "Guess that Flash" again. ^^ Waiting for the next one.

to all you walkthrough fans:
Write q5v483 as super Password in the options...
you'll be all disappointed.

M4KBOT responds:

Amazing effort dude, congrats.

[Frantic]

Booooooring

Nice game actually.
Was fun to play as long as it lasted.
But it's still to short
(and a bit booring if you played Touhou before)
Good work, keep it up PLUS: I liked the card buying system
the possibillity to upgrade your ship is always good. Maybe there could be better shooting patterns of the own ship or more Powerup possibilitys (5 is not really enough) And i recognized that the ship with the most Atack power's 3rd shot is better than the last one cause it spreads.

Thanks =)

[Beauty Resort]

Yeah... nice... actually

so you made it really cute. thats a point for you.
I think there are some problems in gameplay here.
excuse if i'm making some mistakes in language, i'm german.

So i think it was really disturbing that you coldn't sit the customers on chairs after they were ready to pay, so the girl had to walk the whole planned route before the place was free again. i think you should be able to place them where you want, anytime. Next problem is: what shall i do with the money. I'd reccomend upgrading the hot tub for example so that more people can sit there. or maybe upgrading the girl so that she can walk faster.
I'd also reccomend something to keep the customers calm... like giving them a magazine or... i just dunno. and they're getting angry WAY too fast.

Nice game actually a little bit like this recently seen stork game... or Burger restaurant (Wasn't this made by you? xD)

I just played up to the second resort, i imagined a really hard game after all. so you also got THAT point actually.
nice work keep it up.

[Blue Custom!]

Do it like Pac man

How about the orange pill makes you eat the bigger fishes.

Nice game. I now played like 15 minutes but the only thing i wanted to do was turn off my pc and take a shower xDD

I also had a great idea about the orange pill >_>
maybe you can give every different fish different abilitys (for example the jellyfish can make a static field where the big fish can't come close to him) And when you first eat the yellow pill and then any fish, you're getting his ability. <_< is this a good idea?