tempest1's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Zero Bullets]

why do the bosses even bother shooting?

when they can kill me with some single rams?
Nice though, but it gets boring really fast.

[Methus' Tower Defence]

I was a poison fan, now i'm in love with it

Should be the title of the book I should write.
First off, i'm a huge fan when it comes to poison. My early RPG Heroes were always based on using poison. If i'm playing a tower defence, i usually like poison towers most, and, and and...
So i went to your toolbar and was like "Hell yeah the've got Acid Arrow AND Posion cloud." But after testing the pissy arrow that did like 2 to 7 damage and only made the health bars green instead of yellow i was a bit pissed, because this wasn't quite the effect i wanted to see. But then, i reached the lvel to learn the AWSUM BADASS POISON CLOUD OF DOOM and DAMN i started fapping!
ZOMG. That was amazing. But i was a bit sad that my dear posin cloud was maxed out on level 10. But you wanna know what? It's totally enough. I'm now on level 18 and after i got bored just spamming the cloud all over the field I wanted to go for something more and tried the Golem as soon as i could. But another funfact of the game is that even a level 10 Golem is a poor boring sissy that goes shopping with mommy on saturday. You know what? So there's this golden knight or whatever, he goes through a gap between my poison clouds right in the middle and i'm like "ZOMFG I'm so glad i got my golem", but instead of fighting the knight he goes in a gay pillowfight with a bowman and dies like Ice cream on a Ford V8 Motor. I mean WTF? This guy was maxed out and stuff and... yeah... blueberrys and shit... but anyway.
Bummer. The skeletons need like click orders or something to tell them where the enemy is, you know they don't have eyes and stuff... or that was my explanation for the fact that they're always standing around doing just nothing and nothing all over the time.
So i'm kinda sad i klicked on the normal difficulty, and not the hard even though I don't think that hard enemys would get through my Badass lvl 10 poison cloud also.

I even forgot to summon the golem on level 17 and i think he was thankful for this because i wouldn't want to stand in front of a mages tower looking at the huge fun i'm missing with the dying enemys everywhere.

So the game is allover funny. And i'm glad i've choosen the right spell, because going klickedyklickedy klick with agressive spells like lightning and fireball wouldn't be what i call a Tower Defence.

So srsly? Well... this game needs a bit balancing and enemys that are immune to poison. And please stop sending those black knights or whatever they're called. I wouldn't call myself black knight if i went down in 3 seconds to see the radish from below just by walking straight into a GIGANTIC GREEN CLOUD i aways imagined them to say something like "Whow, i didn't expect to die so soon"
Just start sending Golden knights, black mages and Trolls even though the storyline wouldn't make any more sense that way... well it doesn't make sense ANYway because i don't think that Methus is the last fucking black mage on the whole fucking world left. And the "they want me" sounds kinda gay... just to have that mentioned. But saving my precious Butthole with a kickass amount of sprayed POISON CLOUDS all over my front lawn is definitely the best decision.

So the game is allover brilliant, nice developing, nice graphics, sound should be improved a bit, i don't like this LOTR feeling, just because the enemys are orcs and medieval and stuff and. Just unneccesary. Try some Techno remixes from the Audio Portal next time.
And this is the longest post i left on Newgrounds EVER.
Just to let you know.

[Miami Shark]

Is doch immer das selbe mit euch

pf... meine Hände schmerzen vom vielen gedrücke, meine Augen wollen erstmal ein paar Tage kein licht mehr sehen, mein Herz schlägt mir bis unter die Schädeldecke...
...und ach ja xD ich bin glücklich weil es soviel Spaß gemacht hat.
Wiedermal danke für dieses Geniale spiel. Aber ich denke nicht, dass man euch das immer wieder sagen muss.
Ihr macht nen Superjob.
Hektisch, dramatisch kritisch. Ein absoluter Hit eben. ^^

[Rain Water]

What do i do?

T_T why are there red raindrops?
Why is my bucket getiing more and more empty?
what am i supposed to do when the bucket is full?
why are there bushes growing on the lawn?
how am I supposed to catch all those raindrops?

...okay, i couldn't do something like that but a SHORT introduction is all i'm asking for ._.

[Momentum Missile Mayhem 4]

Why would anyone?

Why would anyone EVER program such a frustrating game?
I'm still on it, but srsly. It's addicting and hard as hell.

[Epic Battle Fantasy 2]

This should go on the Frontpage.

I mean, i saw every piece of effort and sweat and tears you've put into this...
this HAS to go on the frontpage, without any doubt.
(ps, i'm hadamo, the guy with the fanart ;) )

[You Only Live Once]

i'm dead

awww, the game is so awesome
the morale of the game seems to be "don't try to rescue your girlfriend, let the cops do it" xD
i laughed my ass of when they put Lizard in the car.
Really funny ^^ i've tried resetting it and plying it through but it's to hard for me, i'd love to see different endings (if there are any)
ANYWAY i love it ^^
I'm still searching for the easter egg on the grave you mentioned earlyer,
I love it. please make more soon =D

[Sonny 2]

Oh mein Gott xD

Is echt cool von euch, dass ihr das Spiel auch auf Deutsch versucht habt,
Aber den Versuch kann man bestenfalls als lieb gemeint abstempeln xD Das ist ja schon grausam... Die Umlaute fehlen komplett, die Sätze klingen abgehackt und man fühlt sich ein wenig vom Verstand verlassen.

Ich spiele das spiel jetzt auf englisch, der erste Eindruck ist schonmal absolut genial, ^^ und wie gesagt. Ist nicht bös gemeint, aber es fehlt doch einiges.

[In Utero]

OW WOW

xD now we got the moment it happens.

Why don't you and the others do a collab together with this one and deliver that fulp.
Oh yeah, and we could make a tomXapril Dating sim and maybe even a tamagotchi-version about Fulp-junior.
Now with all that together, Fulp-jr should be well prepared for his further life.

By the way, Really funny game there ^^

FetusFulp responds:

i think one game about this is quite enough :P

thanks

[Kirby Interactive]

the size sometimes is important

i think it's really cute and i'd like to have that soundtracks myself. But to make a good flash out of this maybe you should work a bit more on the movements, they should be more smoothly. Also the size of your used pictures was changing to much. Having a Kirby thats just as big as a waddledee would give the viewer more of the feeling to have a (more) professional flash that they see.

Keep it up. I hope you're improving until the next one. And good luck with your class. ^^

Shadowstar120 responds:

ahh thank you for the input! ill be sure to work on it. and i got an A in my class =D